So, this year you have a great idea for a costume. You swear that your idea of being your favorite video game, tv show, or movie character will be unique and you will look so awesomely sexy in it. YOU ARE WRONG! The list below contains some of the worst, save for a few, Halloween costumes on the internetz. Warning, some can be pretty disgusting/shocking!
Kid Terrorist
Gotta get them started at a young as I guess.
Bun in the Oven
If she was going for corny, this did a very good job.
A Wiimote Costume
Even though this doesn’t look like a Halloween Costume, so much as a display at an exhibit, I hope they paid this guy enough.
Yea, this guy sucks
This guy received the douche bag of the year award, congrats!
tampon costume
I’ll give it to this person, it sure took dedication and balllsss of steel to choose this for a costume.
spam costume
This is just bad.
Shuttle costume
This poor kid, did you buy your costume at the last second and this is all that was left?
redridinghood costume gone horrible
This picture saddens me.
ninja turtles costumes
These costumes have a lot of potential, unfortunately it was a huge fail DYIer.
Hitler Kid Costume
This is so bad its good.
Just plain scary.
I don’t know who Mikey Hughes is, but he scares me. On so many levels.
I kind of like this one. But not. Damnit indecisiveness!
Steve Irwin Costume
Is it too early?
Black White People?
Who would ever think that this was a good idea?
A Live Birth Costume
Wow, the 80’s/early 90’s looked like fun.
Baby Alien Chest Bursting Costume
This is perhaps the best Halloween costume I have ever seen, if you include the kid’s reaction.
Guy Sexing a Goat Costume
Damnit…
gross tigger costume
Wow..
giant boob costume
Self explanatory.
I'm Watching You Masturbate Costume
Nice.
Tampax Costume
Another Tampon costume, not quiet as epic as the last.
Fat Venom Costume
This is the venom fan that owns every issue of the spiderman comic, and rereads them all. Over. And Over. And Over again.
Naked Family Costume
Nothing like being naked with the family!
Transformers Costume
Another failed DIYer.
Almost, but not quite.
The idea of a Big Daddy costume seems like a bad ass one, but the implementation of said costume is a different story.
Twin Towers Customes
Too early? Will there ever be a time when this costume is savvy?
This was not necessary...
Yea, yum.
A Vampire Beer?
Randomness ftl?
A Toilet, really?
Another bad gag costume.
Rabbit with Balls
So tempting to kick.
Free Mammogram Test
Ran out of all other alternatives to court the opposite sex?
Naked Spider Man
This guy will have blue balls by the end of the night… har har.
Yoda Dog
Bark with the force? Yoda dog you are?
Yea, no clue here.
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